They write their entire new album in approximately a day which just adds to my and a lot of other peoples theory that at this point they are only in it for the money. This is my impression of Dragon Theater writing process.
petrucci - Hey, check out this solo its totally awesome
portnoy - Holy shit that's good alright lets just throw on 70 mins of rehashed music from 60s-70s bands around this solo. Anyone got any ideas for lyrics?
petrucci - I wrote some poems in middle school lets just use those
portnoy - Good idea our fans are retarded and will buy it anyway. Everyone search your houses for old grade school writings.
labrie - Awesome this means well be on tour soon and can charge our fans $400 to take pictures with us!
rudess - Hey, I'm just in this band because you guys were stalking me.
FUCK Dream Theater and to think I used to like this band.
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